May 2013
50 posts
going to bed early so I can marathon my...
Uh, obviously. If for some reason I don’t finish the new episodes before this Memorial Day Weekend ends, I will have considered it a failure.
TV binge-watching is the only type of marathon I hope to ever complete. Don’t care. I want a medal for this when I’m done.
When I worked at Newbury Comics in 2007, I got the last Harry Potter book and got a jump-star on reading it about 8...
Moments ago:
comediandaveanthony:
Moan
Wife: ”Is that him crying?” (referring to our son)
Me: “No.”
Moan
Wife: “That’s him crying!”
Wife jumps up and starts hustling toward back of apartment.
Me: “Not unless he’s getting his pussy eaten.”
Wife stops, turns and looks at me, then opens the window, and hears the neighbor’s moans. She listens for a moment.
Wife: ”Did you just say ‘not unless our son...
Watchpopculturebrain:
nbcsnl:
Stefon’s farewell had, well, everything. We love you Stefon. Thanks for everything!
Perfection.
the two lines that killed me… -“…the table from Charlie Rose” -the Phil Jackson “Scottie” line with the finger-point
Why I Don't Go Out to Bars AKA Why I Suck
1) I am a hermit-My natural instinct is to just stay at home all the time. I have zero problems with being a loner and spending my Friday and Saturday nights like that. Even when my favorite band is playing in the city and it’s the day of, the whole time the day of I don’t want to go at all. Thing is, when I get there and I’m with a friend, everything is cool and I don’t...
Bryan Fuller on friendship
youshallnotass:
'The Office': A look back at a brilliant, volatile... →
Exactly what I was hoping to read and Sepinwall knocked it out of the park.
-“the Injury”=my personal favorite episode. That’s coming up the most as favorites of everyone. -the fire drill done post Super Bowl=my favorite cold opening episode.
“At the end of a long statement CBS put out this morning, Bays said, “Our ninth...”
– http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/after-how-i-met-your-mother-finale-what-comes-next
Wow. I didn’t think I could hate this show more, but it looks like I’m going to. Gah, what a terrible idea.
(via uninterrupted-mournfulness)
You're Fucked, But You're Free: A Message To The... →
It’s May, which means it’s time once again for actors and writers and politicians and whatever Thomas Friedman is to hit the graduation circuit and hold senior classes hostage for hours and hours in 85-degree heat. These grad speeches are little more than TED talks in funny hats. Trust me: One day, you will see speakers ditch the podium and go straight for the telemarketer ear piece...
Watchhermitologist:
Honestly, this could not have come at a better time.
[insert witty title here]: This is a really great... →
dangerguerrero:
Grantland’s Alex Pappademas wrote a great piece about Iron Man 3 writer and director Shane Black. Please note this excerpt about the script for Lethal Weapon, which Black wrote when he was 24.
The most compelling character the script introduces is Shane Black, though. He’s a cocky, chatty…
Went to visit my mom at the hospital today, raced through Worcester to avoid the Friday traffic jam to get to Med City/St V’s, and she lights up immediately when she sees me. Her first words…
ME: Hey, mom! MOM: Hey, Marty! Guess what? ME: What? MOM: The doctor who operated on me today was the same one who operated on the Boston marathon terrorist! ME: Oh, that’s cool. *beat*...
‘The Walking Dead’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading... →
hermitologist:
dangerguerrero:
The geniuses from Bad Lip Reading have finally gotten to “The Walking Dead.”
“I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties.”
/dying
