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^Shortly after the Wedding Singer came out, the hands-on-the-ass move became a phenomenon during middle school dances at the Knights of Columbus by the boys. It was the only move I really knew besides swaying your hips from side-to-side like a douche for 3 hours. Once you made it home, you’d ice your hip. Towards the end of my Senior year of high school in 2005, I wanted to fall in love...