GREAT SHIT STORY! daveholmes: Earlier this month, I had the great honor of being a guest on a live version of Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony’s podcast Walking The Room at San Francisco Sketchfest. And I took the opportunity to tell the most vulgar story I have ever told. It went against every standard of good taste to which I have ever held myself, and I’ll be damned if it didn’t feel great. ...
kevinohneeder: iamhazleweatherfield: Ricky Gervais and Jon Stewart talk about pandas, panda sex, panda porn, panda lifestyle and pandas in general. I almost fell out of my chair laughing I read ‘panda sex’ and I was in. I keep on wondering what it’s going to take for the FBI/police to storm my house at this point. I figured they just said ‘fuck it’ already.
somuchfunithurts: nbaoffseason: Will Ferrell announces the Hornets starting 5. “At center, 6’10, from Connecticut, where he majored in Econ but he minored in Love… EMEKA OKAFOR!” Perfect.