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Oh, and why Mass. Murdera? That was my rap name in 7th grade way back in '99. Get it? I'm from Massachusetts? Oh, yeah? Well fuck you, I still think that shit was pretty clever. I may have peaked in the 7th grade. So what?

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the new Mortal Kombat game montage of fatalities

“What did you do with your day?”
“Oh, I just watched 5 minutes of Mortal Kombat fatalities. It was quite productive and enriching.”

leitch:

I haven’t played Mortal Kombat since I was in junior high school, but apparently there’s a new version out. Suffice it to say, the “FINISH HIM” cut scenes have evolved a bit. Heavens.

Pretty tough to beat the old “rip a man’s heart out of his chest, then rip off his head and stuff it in the hole where the heart you just pulled out used to be” trick.

(UPDATE: Oh, look, here’s some more!) 

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  1. tumblrmarchmadness reblogged this from leitch and added:
    year ago today — thanks, Timehop! —...I still can’t believe
  2. ghostdoodies reblogged this from leitch and added:
    i love this. ugh okay put your computer on mute for...stupid ad THEN watch. if
  3. petersheik reblogged this from leitch and added:
    Jeebus, we certainly...long way from A, B, A, C, A, B, B.
  4. belush reblogged this from leitch and added:
    Only two years until the...best cinematic achievements of all time:...
  5. erikmal reblogged this from leitch and added:
    So, so true. Of course, the larger problem...that I could never remember
  6. massmurdera reblogged this from leitch and added:
    fatalities “What did...do with your day?” “Oh, I...watched 5...
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