not exactly Fort Knox

My name is Marty and I'm here to party.
Oh, and why Mass. Murdera? That was my rap name in 7th grade way back in '99. Get it? I'm from Massachusetts? Oh, yeah? Well fuck you, I still think that shit was pretty clever. I may have peaked in the 7th grade. So what?


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RIP Old Man Marley (Robert Blossom), the creepy snow-shoveling neighbor, from HOME ALONE

Far and away, my most watched movie of all time. I shall shovel my sidewalk in his honor right now even though it’s absolutely unnecessary give since it’s summer.

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